Wild Mint Matcha · 72% Cacao · Quebec

Immortality
has a better
taste now.

Why Vampocolate? Because chaos is exhausting.
Crafted in Quebec by a French Master Chocolatier. Not your cousin with a microwave.

Vegan Gluten Free Lab Tested 100% Natural Made in Canada
Vampocolate Wild Mint Matcha bar

"We rethought dark chocolate
from the ground up — then dared
you to read the label."

— Vampocolate, Montreal

Our Origin

Why We Rethought
Dark Chocolate

Vampocolate began during our founder's personal health journey, when she was encouraged to incorporate more dark chocolate into her diet as part of a balanced lifestyle. As she researched the category, she discovered that while many dark chocolates taste exceptional, some can contain higher levels of heavy metals — raising real concerns about quality and consistency.

Determined to create a better standard, she developed a premium craft chocolate made with real ingredients, crafted in Quebec by a French Chocolatier, independently lab-tested for very low lead and cadmium levels, and proudly made in Canada from start to finish.

Built on transparency and elevated quality, Vampocolate pairs serious standards with a distinct sense of humour — making dark chocolate feel both intentional and enjoyable.

Vampocolate packaging flat lay
Wild Mint Matcha

What's Inside

Just the Goods. No Drama.

01

Peru Cacao

Single-origin cacao beans selected for depth of flavour and minimal heavy-metal content. No fillers, no additives, no surprises.

02

Japanese Matcha

Ceremonial-grade matcha folded into the ganache centre. Antioxidant-rich, smooth, and unapologetically green.

03

Lion's Mane Mushroom

A functional adaptogen traditionally used for focus and clarity. It's still dark chocolate — we just made it work harder for you.

04

Wild Mint

Fresh wild mint adds a clean, bright finish that cuts through the richness without overpowering the cacao.

05

Zero Fillers

No artificial flavours, no preservatives, no emulsifiers beyond what nature provides. Read the label. We dare you.

06

Lab-Tested Purity

Independently tested for lead and cadmium — well below safety thresholds. Because you shouldn't have to guess what you're eating.

The Nitty Gritty

Everything you actually
want to know

  • 105g premium bar in a luxury artisanal sleeve
  • Packed 4 × 12 per case in a beautifully crafted artisanal display box
  • Functional chocolate with elevated, purposeful ingredients
  • 100% organic ingredients — cocoa, cacao butter, coconut, grapeseed oil, matcha, Lion's Mane, wild mint, polyphenols
  • Premium antioxidant-rich ingredients chosen for balance, clarity, and everyday well-being
  • Distributed by Luceah Ltd., Edmonton, AB, Canada
72%
Cacao Content
105g
Bar Weight
0
Artificial Extras
↓↓
Heavy Metals
🧪

Lab-tested. Independently verified.
Drama removed.

Cacao trees absorb everything from the soil. That means dark chocolate can carry trace heavy metals — and most brands don't test for them. Ours does. Vampocolate is independently tested for very low lead and cadmium, well below safety rules. We publish what's in the bar because transparency shouldn't be a luxury feature.

Very Low Lead Very Low Cadmium Independently Tested Full Transparency
Vampocolate packaging design

Presentation

A Bar Worth
Putting on the Counter

Every element of Vampocolate's packaging is designed to reflect what's inside — precision, honesty, and a quiet confidence that doesn't need to shout. The luxury artisanal sleeve and hand-crafted display box are built for retail environments that take quality seriously.

Packed 4 × 12 per case in an artisanal display box that enhances the in-store experience — wholesale-ready, shelf-worthy.


Wholesale & Samples

Interested in
Stocking Vampocolate?

We work with specialty retailers, wellness shops, and curated grocery partners who share our commitment to quality and transparency. Reach out to request samples or discuss wholesale arrangements.

Contact

David Younge

Phone

647-960-9925